By Cory O'Brien,Sarah E. Melville
Cronus cherished to devour babies.
Narcissus most likely must have simply discovered to masturbate.
Odin obtained building savings with bestiality.
Isis had undesirable style in jewelry.
Ganesh was once the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.
And Abraham was once absolutely cool approximately stabbing his child within the face.
All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, laptop types of the vintage myths. actually, mythology is extra screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, all of it is sensible now. In Zeus gives you silly Wishes, Cory O’Brien, writer of Myths RETOLD!, units the tales immediately. those are impolite, crude, completely sacred texts informed the way in which they have been intended to learn: loudly, and with plenty of four-letter words.
Skeptical? listed here are a couple of extra gem stones to consider:
• Zeus as soon as crammed an unborn fetus within his thigh to avoid wasting its lifestyles after he exploded its mom by means of being too sturdy in bed.
• the total Egyptian universe was once kept simply because Sekhmet simply received too hammered to maintain murdering everyone.
• The Hindu universe is administered by means of a married couple who in simple terms cease murdering as a way to throw candy dance parties…on the corpses in their enemies.
• The Norse goddess Freyja as soon as consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in alternate for one glossy necklace.
And there’s extra dysfunctional goodness the place that got here from.
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