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By Libby Schmais

This modern day feel and Sensibility is a witty tale approximately sisters: Liza, a would-be poet who spends depressing days as a criminal secretary; and Bette a graduate scholar writing her dissertation on Toast within the English Novel. Bette has taken to consuming simply what the characters she is writing approximately may devour: boiled eggs on toast, mincemeat, great cups of tea...Liza's a section involved. She's additionally apprehensive concerning the prestige of her courting together with her actor boyfriend, Gregor. Then there is the problem of Liza's profession, or lack thereof. Can dog-walking be thought of a vocation? Liza's commencing to imagine so. Mercifully, Bette is basically a neighborhood mobile name away.

Throughout this hilarious novel, the sisters take care of unemployment, infidelity, interfering mom and dad, Hollywood, lemmings, a being pregnant, and a marriage. the appropriate Elizabeth is as indulgent and cathartic as a pint of Haagen-Dazs.

From Publishers Weekly
Composed of crisp, crumpet-sized snapshots, Schmais's successful romantic comedy tells the tale of 30-something big apple urban sisters Eliza and Bette Ferber, who, while considered as a composite, turn into the eponymously excellent Elizabeth. Eliza, another way referred to as Liza, a criminal secretary who writes poetry at the part, has grown uninterested in her monotonous task and the commitment-phobic angle of her actor boyfriend, Gregor. in the meantime, academic-minded Bette has immersed herself in her dissertation on convenience meals within the English novel. nervous that Bette becomes like one of many lonely characters within the books she reads, Eliza embarks the duo on a around of singles events and pilgrimages to a laptop-toting Jewish matchmaker in Queens. Astoundingly, the sisters' wildest goals come precise: Bette meets a superb guy named Lawrence who likes Jane Austen and hates curler blades, whereas Liza quits her activity and strikes in with Gregor. yet even supposing although every thing Liza inspiration she sought after is falling into position, she nonetheless cannot sit back. Will strolling a few canines, taking over astrology, waitressing in a espresso store, taking dance sessions, going to L.A. or writing a kid's tale support? The Ferber sisters have an enthralling propensity for viewing the realm via Masterpiece Theatre-tinted glasses, and readers will get pleasure from following their makes an attempt to forestall capturing for perfection and to benefit to just accept undeniable previous happiness.

From Library Journal
This soaking up first novel by means of a scientific librarian is a modern feel and Sensibility set in new york and Southern California. A comedy of manners whole with chuffed finishing, the booklet good points sisters Liza and Bette, 5 years aside, who discover that their names are either diminutives of Elizabeth. the writer cleverly satirizes the chilly rationality of Sixties radicals, the ruthlessness of type-A supervisors, and the luxuriously vapid way of life of Bette as a Hollywood homemaker. Even readers who've not anything in universal with the sisters gets lots of laughs.

"Schmais whips up a luscious, frothy story of Gen-X love...Unlike Helen Fielding's Bridget Jones, those sisters will not be excessive. they're a great deal the women subsequent door...The excellent Elizabeth is the type of ebook girls will learn, then tuck into the shoulder bag in their closest buddy or officemate." --USA Today

"Refreshing...A pleasant first novel that's own yet ddoesn't beg for pity or motivate pathos...Anyone who has ever been of 2 (or extra) minds approximately whatever, sometimes feels small in an immense international, wonders what it capacity to be a family,or struggled with forgiveness will get pleasure from this nifty little book." --Associated Press

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